JULIET: Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
ROMEO: I told ye I wis going doon the pub wi ma mates to watch the fitba. The Hoops versus Verona in the Europa league... Oh unlucky wee man, great effort son.
ROMEO: Whit wis that? Look I cannae hear ye. Its bouncing in here. I’ll gie ye a phone back in a bit eh? Haud on... Aye mate another pint will do nicely... Hello. Are ye still there?
ROMEO: Ya beauty whit a goal!
JULIET: Romance is...
ROMEO: I’m sorry I need to go. My battery is just about....
ROMEO & JULIET: Dead